#!/bin/bash
# El Dodge-O Script-O based on a recent South Park 
# Written by Geoff Ongley May, 2008
# Should probably be a network based service with 2 parties written in java.
# Maybe later if I get REALLY bored.

friendarr[0]="buddy"
friendarr[1]="friend"
friendarr[2]="guy"
i=0

echo "If you don't stand with your fellow Canadians, then you are a RAT!"
sleep 1
echo "Don't call me a rat, buddy"
sleep 1

while true
do
	printf "I'm not your %s, %s\n" ${friendarr[i]} ${friendarr[(( (i+1) % 3))]}
	((i = (i + 1) % 3))
	sleep 1
done